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Go to weight watchers, they said… It’s Simple, they said

that's nice dear

that’s nice dear

This one time I ate too much. Now I’m fat… SO I joined weight watchers… erm, like 5 months ago and not much has happened. I’ve lost a few pounds here and there. I don’t know what Jessica Simpson is on about to be honest.

I don’t even know why I waste the money… I mean, even going to the weight watchers meetingS piss me off more than words can say! It’s just too much God damn positivity in one room… I can’t hack it. Straight to the pub after every week’s “inspirational” talk. On the second day, I lost my Weight watchers manual so I had to start guessing the points value of all food items… ONLY ONE POINT FOR A CHOCOLATE BAR? DON’T MIND IF I DO!! Last week I complained to the leader of my group that I wasn’t seeing any results… AND she told me (…get this!) to “stop my midnight feasting!” I’ll have you know that midnight feasting is a long, family tradition, one which I will not give up, you monster! Good day!

…yeah, I’m still fat. ffs!

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